We're not your average service provider. If our network is down, you get your money back.
We're proud to offer a 100% network uptime guarantee. Our network is built on the Softlayer Network, in one of the most well regarded datacenters in the industry.
Yes, you heard right. We give clients questionably the sexiest thumb drives on the market.
We like to bribe our clients with free stuff, including pieces of us. Simply send us a request for our incredibly attractive usb thumb drives, and we'll send one off to you asap.
Our customer support has been compared to long walks on the beach with your dream date.
Customer satisfaction is the foundation of our entire company. If you're not happy, we haven't done our job properly. That's why we provide undeniably the best customer support in the industry.